but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”
“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”
“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”
“where did you even get th—”
“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”
“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”
“that’s not necessary”
“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”
“do you get this involved with all of your meals”
did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u
Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.
heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots
So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.
UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!
THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS
I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
I TOLD HIM HE DIDNT HAVE TO HELP ME AND GOD BLESS HIS BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
HE WAS MEANT TO SING AND WAVE AT SOMEONE AND HE SANG INTO HIS WAVE IM LAUGHING SO HARD
HIS FACE AT THE END
let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
"I’ve tried my best on stage, I hope that all of you who are off stage will be able to do your best to be proud of us, thank you everyone”
youve been a naughty girl.. *whips a belt* *hits myself with it on accident* *starts crying*
when i was in highschool there was a foreign exchange student from south korea who me and some friends befriended and he ate doritos with a spoon.
miss u gunmo
also this other time we all went to a craft store and he grabbed a bandana and tied it around his head before swagging over to us going “whats up my homos”
miss u gunmo